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Please note: If you're an agent or a publisher wishing to offer me an obscene amount of money by way of an advance, I'll respond as enthusiastically as a dog at the gates of a choc-drop factory. If you're a vanity publisher or someone looking for me to pay you, I probably won't respond at all. But thanks anyway.
