"Buy this book (or else!)"
Andy McNab, Author - Bravo Two Zero 

"You have got to be one of the funniest writers I have ever come across.  ...Your life and your language fascinates me, and because of this I have decided to become your first ever groupie"
Rachel G, Somewhere up north.

"Dan, you should be in prison."
Mrs H Downing, Bristol

"I loved it, can't wait for the next one...I'm well impressed"
Ms T Carpenter, Wiltshire

"The book has a smooth flow and the author is able to capture the ideology mismatches, priorities and cash management needs so frequently experienced while living through college.  A good read."
V Sridhar, Published on Amazon.com 

"F**k*ing brilliant"
Mr M Bryant, Bath

"You can run but you can't hide!"
Mr O Korlokovsky, St Petersberg

"When are you going to stop f*cking around and get yourself a proper job?" - 
Mr T Griffin, Somerset

"This is perhaps the biggest insult to literature, ever.  How dare you!"
Mr & Mrs Everyotherwriterintheworld 

"...Never, ever, bloody anything, ever"
Mr J Crowther, Cornwall

"Nope.  (I) don't get it."
Mr K Williamson, Bath 

"You are an intelligent and sensitive author; clearly devastatingly witty and charming.  I see from your image gallery that you're particularly handsome too.  Are you single?"
Miss Ever E Supermodelintheworld

"Dan, you are my Ghandi."
Mr T Stokes, Bangkok, Thailand

'You are my Ghandi!' - Mr T Stokes, Bath