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'You can shove a cat in an oven, but that doesn't make it a biscuit.'
Hello and welcome to No stranger to the P45 (.com), the website of the book of the career of the writer, Dan W.Griffin.
Hailed by one reader as "the funniest (they) have ever read" No stranger to the P45 is the memoir of Dan's life told through a series of short, bite-size chapters each describing a life spent pinballing from one job and misadventure in business to the next. For a brief biography please click HERE, and for a look at Dan's wholly ridiculous cv please click HERE.
Volume One recently went live as an eBook available at, on, through and with... Amazon. It will shortly be available for iStuff and other ereaders, but if you have a Kindle or similar and would like a copy, please click HERE or the link below to visit the Amazon website and purchase at the absurdly-cheap price of about a pound (opens new window).
If you would like to receive notification when the book is released for iStuff, or when the hard copy is available for purchase, or even when Volume Two is eventually released (probably 2013), please enter your email address below.
Warmest regards and cheerio.
Dan W.Griffin
Simply subscribe to the mailing list for free entry to win an e-copy of No stranger to the P45 - Volume Two immediately on its release (click to preview).
At random times I will select email addresses from the subscriber list and when Volume Two is released the winners will receive a code in an email. This can be redeemed for a FREE download at a number of online retailers.
Mailing List & Competition Entry
I would like to subscribe to the mailing list, enter the competition to win an e-copy of Volume Two and receive notification of the release of the hard copy of No stranger to the P45 and any forthcoming updates regarding the release of Volume Two (and perhaps Three). I am also receptive to receiving any other news... particularly if it is not too frequent, IS relevant, and perhaps involves Dan trying to promote his work through any third-party press or media that will inevitably result in his abject humiliation.
To clarify: By subscribing to the mailing list you will not be bombarded with spam (or any other meat-based products) and your email address will not be sold... unless someone offers at least enough cash for Dan to live the life to which he would one day like to become accustomed. This is not very likely. And so, please do have a lovely day an' that, innit.
Neither the author, his representatives, or any person involved in the development or maintenance of this site purports to have any link, direct or otherwise, to the UK government, its departments, or any third-party organisation. Any links to external sites herein featured (i.e. Jobcentre Plus) are to assist navigation to those sites only. No liability or responsibility can or will be accepted for any content of an external site or third-party organisation.
Competition winners will be notified by email with a code and instructions on how to download via a third party website. All decisions are final and even if I had any money, no cash equivalent will or would be paid. This does not affect any statutory rights regarding your existence (or lack thereof) within the grand scheme of Danland and any of its associated idiocy.
